Finger Exercise

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Okay, that's it. I'm sick of abbreviations. If you're lazy, the least you could do is move your limb a few extra millimeters, and have the courtesy of pressing a few more buttons on your terribly underused keyboard. You need the darned exercise. If you aren't lazy, which you probably aren't, considering you've read this far, c'mon! You can do it! T-y-p-e i-t o-u-t c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y! See, that wasn't that hard now, was it? If you're retarded, start reading this again - from line 1. And that makes a mutually exclusive set. Cool?

I really don't understand the reason or the point. It isn't cool, it's hardly funny. How can omitting the vowels from a perfectly delightful word of the Queen's language be constructive? While you "save time" typing those skanky things, I waste double the time comprehending your excuse for a decipherable sentence. There is a reason why language was developed. It's for me to get what in hell's name you're saying. It didn't take you a lot of finger exercise to screw that nut up the wrong bolt, did it? Oh, no, please, it won't affect the life expectancy of your keyboard. If you didn't know, it's supposed to be doing the things you're not letting it do. Even if it makes it kaputt, do make the right choice between getting a new one and wasting away what's left of the poor language. Further, it's insulting to me that you don't consider me worthy of a few extra precious seconds of yours. I'd be grateful, please, do the honours. If you have trouble writing SMS's (oh screw you, that much is allowed) because of space crunch, sacrifice the grammar. I know we're equally bad at it anyway.

AFAIK. IMHO. ROTFL. Get a life and use it to construct comprehensible sentences, if you'd be so kind.

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