There is just the one thing, safely assuming, common among the innumerable religions of this known world – they all comprise human beings. And from this assumption lies the underlying principle of the 'religion' that governs each man today. Hence, if there is that one religion that is universal, that binds the very spirit of mankind today in such a simple, yet inane manner, that upholds the nature of the thought process of today's man, woman and child alike, then by mathematical and logical induction, it has to be Protestant. Protestant, not just against the Church, ladies and gentlemen, rather against anything that has or hasn't the courage or the muscle to bat an eyelid. The question is not whether I'm politically correct or not, but whether we are ready to accept our true calling. And the truth is, lovely ladies and magnanimous gentlemen, The world protests.
Now with this fundamental knowledge, my dear brethren, I wish to reveal to you my most startling revelation! But first, a few basic ideas. Since we have accepted that all humans alike have immense faith in Protest, we must be concerned about, one, the subject of protest and two, the nature of protest. And in this respect, I scavenged for the ultimate truth. The truth that shall unite us! And lo! I stumbled upon The Protestant Grantha, the sacred scripture that has been preserved to this day and age only to be found by me, to preach to one and all. Behold, the wonderful protesting people of today, I have discovered your faith!
