There is just the one thing, safely assuming, common among the innumerable religions of this known world – they all comprise human beings. And from this assumption lies the underlying principle of the 'religion' that governs each man today. Hence, if there is that one religion that is universal, that binds the very spirit of mankind today in such a simple, yet inane manner, that upholds the nature of the thought process of today's man, woman and child alike, then by mathematical and logical induction, it has to be Protestant. Protestant, not just against the Church, ladies and gentlemen, rather against anything that has or hasn't the courage or the muscle to bat an eyelid. The question is not whether I'm politically correct or not, but whether we are ready to accept our true calling. And the truth is, lovely ladies and magnanimous gentlemen, The world protests.
Now with this fundamental knowledge, my dear brethren, I wish to reveal to you my most startling revelation! But first, a few basic ideas. Since we have accepted that all humans alike have immense faith in Protest, we must be concerned about, one, the subject of protest and two, the nature of protest. And in this respect, I scavenged for the ultimate truth. The truth that shall unite us! And lo! I stumbled upon The Protestant Grantha, the sacred scripture that has been preserved to this day and age only to be found by me, to preach to one and all. Behold, the wonderful protesting people of today, I have discovered your faith!
2 comments:
yes it is all about pro-tests..everywhere there are these freaking tests and all we do is give in to the temptation of having our imaginary evening stroll on time to not go on and protest about them!
What with the profession-anals testing us for patience while they let loose the reservoir dogs once again to sodomize the already molly codled to death system ..none of us cared to not have our cuppa tea and go join the poor fellows sweating there!
But come to think of it we had our way of protesting, sitting there in our comfy rooms cribbing bout it like kids :P.
So protestant is a religion not just by mere logic, but it is as true as the first postulate of mathematics, as basic as numbers!
And pretty much like mathematics its there around us everywhere, yet labeled non-practical! :D
Blah ! I say .
'sab Baba ke fundae hain yaar':D
Jai ho Baba ki!!
If you haven't found the true path of Protest yet, await the remaining chapters of the 'Grantha'.. :P
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